Being fabulously humiliated, deliciously witty and naughty but nice every single day is just the icing on the cake….

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I like glitter and anything that sparkles…my car is named Alfie and I love it to bits along with fluffy poodles and well…any type of dog. The Catwalk is my domain, a place where magical things happen. Champagne makes me fizzy and dancing makes me happy. Anybody who really knows me knows that I cry if I am given flowers. I do not care for early mornings and think waste men are lame. I also feel very upset when I run out of Lush bath bombs and when my Earl Grey does not come with a cup and saucer.

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Welcome to my world, the world of Miss Ruby Divine where everday I play the lead in the movie playing over and over in my head…my life. In a world where things often go wrong and fairytale endings don’t always work out…

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I work hard and play hard and get very unhappy when I don’t get what I want…you wouldn’t want to be the cause of my unhappiness now, would you?

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Follow my online diary here to enter the private thoughts of Miss Ruby Divine. After all darling, why read the Metro when the Vogue’s right here?