I can’t believe how unproductive today has been. I had the best intentions to get up when my alarm rang at the ungodly hour of 7:30 in order to become an essay writing machine. Instead, this happened: Alarm rang, *Dismiss*, I rolled over and went back to dreamland with the puppy under my arm and a disgustingly raspy old man sounding chest.

Had a really sleepless night last night due to watching Paranormal Activity 2 with D. There was a guy behind us who was a little, erm jumpy, during the showing and afterwards stated; “That was the shittiest film I’ve ever seen”…LOL jk you were screaming like a bitch! What really irritates me about cinemas is the fact that you get allocated seats but then find that people sit wherever the hell they like. I had one such imbecile sitting in my seat and when told “You are sat in my seat” the cocky little idiot replied “What’s your seat number?” Mate! The one you are bloody sitting in…EVENING THICKOS!

I feel completely drained today and so down it’s unreal. I feel like I’ve had every door slammed into face then bolted and double locked. Not even eating Jammy Dodgers and watching The only way is Essex managed to cheer me up (I told you it’d been an unproductive day). Speaking of that, I actually love watching Amy Childs! “I think Mark would love your Vajazzle!”
So anyway, today was spent sleeping and getting ready for tonight but that’s irrelevant now anyway. The only helpful thing I managed to do was sort my third of the water bill out and do the washing. Tonight, I’m going to sit here with my pink lemonade and attempt to do some ‘quality’ work (quality gear mate). After all, there’s nothing better to do.